I passed a super hot mom in heels walking across the icy field to pick up her kindergartener.
I should have offered a hand and said, “Can I help you across?”
I could have said, “At least on the way back, you’ll have a kid to hold onto!”
I actually said nothing (but smiled).
I’m pretty sure she thought I was laughing at her.
Why is this so fucking hard?
/ Tags: Reality
Truffle frites are better than sex.
People need to put down their fucking phones on their date nights.
Skinny jeans, boots, and a sheer sparkly top is appropriate dress for a so-called good girl at a strip club.
Strippers are hot.
Sex for sale is not exactly hot.
I love watching Mark get a lap dance.
I want to touch a girl.
I had a really good time last night.
I need to know by Saturday.
I’m counting on you.
And don’t forget, it’s winter here.
I’m going to grope you and smack your ass tonight. You’re going to like it. 😉
/ Tags: Change