You could get fired for that

My boss used to tell us when he went commando.

Imagine it: a group of 20-something women gathered around a low-walled cube. We are laughing. Our company is large, well-known. We all like working here, and we prefer being in cube land over having our own offices. We are always talking, always laughing.

My boss just turned 40. He’s good-looking–no, legitimately handsome–blonde, small but muscular. He likes to tell us about the time he climbed Mt. Everest, the times he’s completed the Ironman. He’s a flirt and a show off, but nice. Always polite. Except occasionally, when he goes commando.

He usually tells us, laughing, on his way into his office. “Commando today,” he smirks. We laugh.

Mmm.

One comment

  1. Hubman says:

    I just tell my anonymous friends on the internet, not my hot intern, it’s much safer that way 🙂