Ok, here it goes…
1. Sofia Vergara. Aye Carumba! Finally a reason to dust off my high school spanish.
2. Emma Stone. I want to know if the carpet matches the drapes. Actually, I don’t really care if it does, that’s just an excuse.
3. Kate Mara. Packed and stacked.
4. Anne Hathaway. But only with long hair, so I’m going to need a time machine or years of patience.
5. Mila Kunis. Or maybe Megan Fox. I’m having trouble deciding here. Fuck it, #5 is both, together.
Now, who are your top 5?